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    omegle - talk to a stranger

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    Hey beste JD'ers

    Je moet eens naar deze site gaan ----->
    Ge kunt daar ne klapke doen met een willekeurige vreemdeling.
    De gesprekken die daar uit voortkomen zijn vaak hilarisch.
    Dus ik dacht van: ff topic openen om onze gesprekken met een stranger hier te dumpen, kunnen we nog eens lachen.
    Zodus om het startschot te geven:

    You: hello?
    Stranger: hi
    You: anybody there?
    You: ow yes i see you
    Stranger: i'm stranger, and you?
    You: me to
    Stranger: where are you from stranger?
    You: planet earth
    You: tomorrow i will leave to mars
    You: you come with me?
    Stranger: no thanks, have to find my spacecrfat
    Stranger: blue one, have you seen it?
    You: i got two
    You: you can borrow one
    Stranger: ok thanks for help
    You: you're welcome
    You: what one do you want?
    You: the pink one or the purple one?
    Stranger: and what do you have
    Stranger: i will take the purple one
    You: look above you ^
    You: you sure?
    You: he's got a failing engine
    You: it always explodes when you start it
    Stranger: the colours suits my shirt
    Stranger: *the colour
    You: buy a pink one 8)
    Stranger: is it better tha purple one?
    You: the pink one is just a little better than the purple one
    You: i also got a black one
    You: but thats mine
    You: :p
    Stranger: so thre is no big difference
    Stranger: then i'll take blue one
    You: i don't got one
    You: just a second
    You: gonna paint the purple one blue
    You: never liked the colour
    You: just a second
    You: *going to paint the purple spacecraft*
    You: back
    You: its painted
    Stranger: ok, where can i buy it?
    You: you want it
    Stranger: yes
    You: thats 1.000.000 dollar plz
    You: -999.999
    You: :p
    Stranger: wait, i have only euros
    Stranger: have to exchange
    You: ok, even better
    You: don't worry
    You: i got euro's to
    You: a lot more than dollars
    You: dollars sucks
    You: so that makes about 199 euro's please
    Stranger: here you are
    You: thank you
    Stranger: and where do i have to go to pick up the craft?
    You: i have it whit me
    You: just a second
    You: here you got your pink spacecraft i painted blue and that explodes when it starts
    You: see you tomorrow at the launging dock
    Stranger: ok see you and thank you again
    You: you're welcome
    Stranger: well, i have to contact with my motherland, so bye for now
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

    Lol grappige site, had niet veel tijd dit was mijn gesprek:

    You: hi there

    Stranger: hello

    Stranger: are you a chinese

    You: no not yet
    Veel gestelde vragen over het forum

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      Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

      Da's dus tegen echte mensen dat ge klapt? Niet zo'n God-bot-programma-ding?!

      ook 'ns geprobeerd :

      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: Hi
      You: yo
      Stranger: M or F?
      You: both
      Stranger: both??
      You: yup
      Stranger: how?? LOL
      You: hermaphrodite
      Stranger: where are you from?
      You: the center of the antarctic
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.


        Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

        Heel geenstijl bevind zich momenteel op die site..
        Veel gestelde vragen over het forum

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          Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

          Hahaha wat mij opvalt is dat het daar vol met chinezen zit.
          Wel leuk.
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            Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

            Was effe lachen

            Mijn gesprek:
            Stranger: yo
            You: hay bro

            Stranger: how are you?

            You: good.and you?

            Stranger: mmm.. fine... little bit of a hangover

            You: drank too much?

            Stranger: yes... like always

            You: smoke pot: no hangovers

            Stranger: It's much to early

            Stranger: haha... I also did

            You: was it good?

            You: ever tried dutch weed?

            Stranger: Yeah.. we put it in the waterpipe

            Stranger: It was colombian stuff I think

            You: nice. So you are american?

            Stranger: My parents are...

            Stranger: I'm born in Curacao... still live their

            Stranger: Are you Dutch?

            You: nope

            You: belgian

            You: do you know where Belgium is?

            Stranger: Ok.. Curacao is a part of the dutch kingdom

            Stranger: Yes I know Belgium

            Stranger: But I only meet Dutch people here on the island

            You: And how are they? Friendly?

            Stranger: They go crazy here man... wtf

            You: yeah, not only on your island i guess

            Stranger: They're cool... nicer than Americans

            You: Americans pollute too much

            Stranger: What's your opinion on the Dutch?

            You: I think they are good bussinessmen. And they grow good pot

            You: But they are too noizy when they drank too much

            Stranger: Haha... I noticed

            Stranger: But dutch girls are very pretty...

            Stranger: at least the girls that come here

            You: Yeah that's true. But I prefer nice tanned girls

            You: Not much sun here in Belgium and the Netherlands

            You: Thats why people are white

            Stranger: You only have to wait to get tanned here

            Stranger: You ever heared of Curacao?

            You: Nope. But I know where it is now. I looked it up ^^

            Stranger: Caribean paradise!

            You: hmm I'd love to go there one day

            Stranger: But the people talk dutch here too

            Stranger: I never learned it...

            You: I noticed, the city's have Dutch names

            Stranger: I only know a few names

            You: Willemstad

            Stranger: and words

            You: stad is Dutch for city


            Stranger: hi

            You: chakalaka boem

            Stranger: 29, belgian submissive transvestite seeks strict and mean owner to ashame and degrade me

            Bewijst effe dat het ni echt veilig is om het even wat te zeggen


              Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

              hahaha die site is grappig


                Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

                Raar concept, wel leuk, voor ne keer...
                Gewoon random babbelen met iemand die weet ik veel wie kan zijn, of beweren te zijn.

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                Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                You: chinese?

                Stranger: nope

                You: me neither

                You: i like dog though

                You: I have two.

                Stranger: really?

                Stranger: guy?

                You: No

                You: yea

                You: you?

                Stranger: girl

                You: where atre you from?

                Stranger: so ur a loving guy then

                You: euh, i hope so

                You: sometimes

                Stranger: haha

                Stranger: fun

                You: world is troubled you see

                Stranger: sure

                Stranger: puppies are simple

                You: i'm from belgium it seems a lot of chinese people are on this site

                You: puppies are cool

                Stranger: are they bothered you?

                You: but i have 5 cats

                You: no

                Stranger: i got one white cat

                You: lots of swedish too

                Stranger: with my boyfriend

                You: nice

                You: i all found them

                Stranger: how kind

                You: 2 of them came by my doorstep themselves

                You: they do that sometimes, they stayed

                Stranger: really

                Stranger: they like you

                Stranger: for no reason

                You: yea, one of them fights all the time so we had to castrate the poor thing

                You: i hope hes gonna calm down now

                Stranger: poor thing

                You: hehe, i know

                Stranger: he'll be calm forever

                You: how did you came to this site?

                You: yea!

                Stranger: i'm afraid

                You: uh?

                You: why...

                Stranger: some friend told me

                Stranger: so i tried it

                Stranger: simple as it is

                You: ah, yea, it's a strange cocept huh?

                Stranger: yeah

                You: concept

                Stranger: safe and bold

                You: maybe you are a serial killer

                You: who knows

                Stranger: i could be

                You: yea

                Stranger: maybe i'm hunting you

                You: who knows....

                Stranger: be careful tonight

                You: i'm not afraid though

                Stranger: sleep tight

                You: ok, i will

                You: thx!

                Stranger: yeah

                Stranger: so ru guy or girl

                You: i'm a guy...

                You: 26, young adult

                Stranger: obviously

                You: obviously?

                Stranger: 21 male

                Stranger: your tone

                You: ok

                You: tone?

                You: whats tone?

                Stranger: the way you talk

                You: oh, sorry

                You: a bit stoned here

                You: slow

                Stranger: hehe

                You: yea.

                You: doyou smoke?

                Stranger: not very often

                You: thats the best way to do it

                Stranger: to relieve pressure?

                You: i try to take it down just a nouch

                You: yea, recreational too

                You: theres much pressure these days

                Stranger: i think music and sex is the better way

                You: crisis and such

                Stranger: why is that

                You: oh, i agree!

                Stranger: right?haha

                You: why?jobs are decreasing, people make less money etc

                Stranger: no doubt

                You: can you feel the efefects?

                Stranger: should we exchange our msn,and chat on that?

                You: effects

                Stranger: yeah

                Stranger: totally

                You: i'm not a big fan of msn really

                You: i don't have so much time to stay in touch with all those people

                Stranger: ok then

                Stranger: pity

                You: no offense

                You: where are you from then?

                Stranger: no.that's alright

                Stranger: chinese.actually

                You: do you like goa,

                You: LOL8CHINESE8

                You: SERIOUSLY,

                Stranger: yeah

                You: sorry for the caps, my bet

                You: we started our conversation this way

                You: lol

                Stranger: that's cool

                You: i like your hemp clothing!

                Stranger: haha

                Stranger: you are funny

                You: do you know your country is one of the biggest producers?

                Stranger: sure

                You: really good quality!

                You: all clothes should be from hemp

                Stranger: you are big fan of that

                Stranger: i bet

                You: shure am!

                You: it's strong as hell!

                Stranger: good for you

                You: heh, yea!

                You: well, if you don't mind i'mm off now

                Stranger: ok

                You: eating!

                Stranger: have a good day

                You: c-ya!

                You: you too!

                Stranger: and a good sex

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                  Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

                  rare mensen daar,

                  Stranger: Nederland
                  You: belgie
                  Stranger: ah ok
                  Stranger: je bent ehct een kanker flikker
                  Stranger: cant touch me
                  Stranger: bitch
                  You: ok
                  You: ja
                  Stranger: je moeder is een hoer
                  Stranger: ik neuk dr kanker hard
                  You: lucht het op?
                  Stranger: je wil me slopen maar je hebt geen handen
                  Stranger: je haar is door we wardoor de rar
                  You: zit gij soms op wietforum
                  You: ?


                    Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

                    lolz, als ik ze zo lees hebben jullie al een boel zeveraars tegengekomen



                      Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

                      Stranger: nice
                      You: you from?
                      Stranger: Netherlands
                      Stranger: you?
                      You: hatjikidee man, ik van vlaanderen
                      Stranger: tyfus
                      Stranger: alleen maar belgen en nederlanders
                      Stranger: een enkele fin of aziaat ook nog wel
                      You: is dat zo, gisteren al aziaten lol
                      You: finland ook?
                      Stranger: yes
                      Stranger: denk dat omegle fins is
                      You: ja denk het ook
                      Stranger: de kunst is eigenlijk zo lang mogelijk met iemand te blijven praten in het engels en zo min mogelijk vrij te geven over jezelf
                      Stranger: om er na uren achter te komen dat je met je buurman ouwehoert
                      You: achzo, wist ik niet
                      You: ben hier toevallig gekomen door een weed forum lol
                      Stranger: tenminste, dat is mijn nieuwe spel
                      You: ok
                      Stranger: schreef hierover sindsdien zit het vol 'ollanders
                      You: amai, eerlijk gezegd ben ik hier niet zo actief, had die link zien staan daarmee
                      Stranger: weed forum?
                      Stranger: moet ik me daarbij voorstellen dan
                      Stranger: whehe
                      You: hobby kweek, en medish
                      Stranger: okee
                      Stranger: en jij kweekt?
                      You: ja enkele plantjes maar,
                      Stranger: in NL mag je 3 tot 5 planten hebben geloof ik
                      Stranger: voor eigen consumptie
                      You: leuke hobby, ja idd 5 buitenplanten
                      You: nuttig je ook weed?
                      Stranger: in kas mag je zeker niet kweken
                      Stranger: nee ik heb echt helemaal niets met softdrugs
                      You: neen, enkel buiten, omdat binnenweed veel potenter is
                      You: ok,
                      Stranger: alleen harddrugs zo nu en dan
                      You: ok,
                      You: ik gebruik juist af en toe eens een paddo lol
                      You: en een jointje
                      Stranger: drugs met een hallucinerende werking durf ik niet echt aan
                      You: nou, als je zin hebt ben je van harte welkom op de forum, leuke communitie enzo
                      You: ja is een rare drug maar wel leuk, met mate
                      Stranger: wiet en hash heb ik gerookt, in cake gegeten, uit een vaporizer gebruikt
                      Stranger: ehh
                      Stranger: ff denken hoor, ik had dacht ik namelijk iedere manier wel gehad ongeveer
                      Stranger: maar vond er geen reet aan
                      You: onlangs gehoord dat er enkele koffie huizen worden gesloten
                      Stranger: ja zoiets inderdaad
                      Stranger: en er mogen er ook geen nieuwe meer bij
                      Stranger: paddo's zijn sowieso niet meer verkrijgbaar
                      You: neen idd, is wat jammer voor de criminaliteit enzo
                      You: zo gaat er meer straatverkoop komen enzo
                      Stranger: true
                      Stranger: ik vind het wel weer mooi geweest
                      Stranger: ff schijten en door met de volgende
                      Stranger: laterrr
                      You: ok, ik wens je nog een heel fijn weekend toe, als je zin hebt, j you are welkom,
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                        Last edited by janleuri; 21 April 2009, 01:29.




                            Re: omegle - talk to a stranger

                            en nu een geile zweedse van 19 die in bad zit hmmm

                            en daar gaat ze omdat ik stop met haar op te geilen
                            Last edited by janleuri; 24 April 2009, 02:25.


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